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2003-08-28 - 4:29 a.m. 1:45 pm. Since must go to Central to get glasses adjusted because sister squished said glasses with laptop, must leave soon. 1:50. Heck. Will watch Battle of Helm's Deep. 2:10. Shit. Gonna miss my bus. 2:15. Bus stop empty. Did miss bus. 2:20. To construction workers working on drain pipes nearby: keep it down will you?! 2:30. Construction workers raise decibals. Where the hell is the bus? 2:35. FINALLY! Hm, bus driver looks pissed at having to stop in front of construction site. Oh well. 2:40. If I survive this bus ride... Oops, fell off chair. 2:41. Is that French? 2:42. Why does he have 'fuck' in every sentence? 2:43. That's a strong accent. Feel like ears are twitching whenever 'fuck' comes up. Elderly couple in front look mortified. 2:45. Hard chairs suck. 2:50. Get off bus, resist temptation to go into nearby Starbucks, walk down hill, go to optometrist. 2:55. To optometrist adjusting glasses: what do you mean you don't believe me when I say I lived in HK my whole life? 2:56. He says: Your English is really good. (Implication: Why does your Chinese have a funny accent?) Do not have said accent, thankyouverymuch. 3:00. Thank you very much! Scoot out door, run down to Starbucks. 3:05. WHERE IS MY CARAMEL FRAPPUCINO?! 3:06. That lady behind me got her latte! And behind her got her macchiato! Discrimination against people who order frappucinos! Filing lawsuit!! Hello, Starbucks people?! I'm calling my lawyer! Ignore fact that I don't have one!! 3:07. Oh good. Sip. 3:10. Back on bus. Same bus driver looks pissed at having me flag bus down after dashing out of Starbucks. 3:12. Bus not moving. Construction worker told bus driver to move forward one meter to make room for truck. Bus driver looks even more pissed. Prepare for shouting match. 3:15. Okay. Storm has passed. Can we get moving?! 3:17. Yay! We're moving! Get good seat, finally! 3:18. Huh! Bus is going wrong way! 3:20. Oh right. Forgot. 3:25. Back home! Yay! Resume play on DVD player.
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